A nav that stays out of the way as two bubbles, then pops open into a wall of tilted pills — each one scaled in on its own slightly randomised beat, with its label sliding up underneath it.
Each pill is its own GSAP timeline offset by the stagger plus a ±0.05s jitter, so the wall never lands on a metronome. Elastic with a long duration is the whole gag; Power with the stagger at zero is what a normal menu would have done.